Damn! I guess I still haven't had a true shepherd's pie!

I nearly choked on my coffee reading that. Bravo!

I nearly choked on my coffee reading that. Bravo!

My distant dads prefer the opera.

My distant dads prefer the opera.

I had shepherd's pie for the first time this year! Chicken pot pie covered in mashed potatoes? Possibly the most perfect food ever concocted.

I had shepherd's pie for the first time this year! Chicken pot pie covered in mashed potatoes? Possibly the most perfect food ever concocted.

Oh, yes. The Hatchet Man Inn & Suites. Charming locale.

Oh, yes. The Hatchet Man Inn & Suites. Charming locale.

Hah. Not that guy.

Hah. Not that guy.

My favorite singer is a French guy named Matthieu Chedid who used to go by "-M-". His music is worth the trouble, but damn, that name made him un-googleable.

My favorite singer is a French guy named Matthieu Chedid who used to go by "-M-". His music is worth the trouble, but damn, that name made him un-googleable.

Super badger don't give a shit!

Super badger don't give a shit!

Or Troy's molesty uncle.

Or Troy's molesty uncle.

"I don't always guest star as the shitheel father on meta NBC sitcoms, but when I do, it's Community."

"I don't always guest star as the shitheel father on meta NBC sitcoms, but when I do, it's Community."

Adolf Kramer? We should have known…