I didn't think Alicia's part of the outfit looked godawful (the pants and shirt looked like something you'd see on sale at Old Navy), but she was clearly over her head in this competition. (Did that denim thing she was wearing read "prison jumpsuit" to anyone else?)

I preferred it when it was called "Secret Window," but only because that had shovel-based murder.

I preferred it when it was called "Secret Window," but only because that had shovel-based murder.

That first paragraph reminds me of similarly premised nightmare fuel from my childhood. I think it was called The Christmas Toy. Toys come to life when humans aren't around, but die in agony (or something…) if they're caught in a different pose than how they were left by the humans.

That first paragraph reminds me of similarly premised nightmare fuel from my childhood. I think it was called The Christmas Toy. Toys come to life when humans aren't around, but die in agony (or something…) if they're caught in a different pose than how they were left by the humans.

Avenge meeee….

Pretty sure I've been told to go die in a fire or two, and I'm just a Craigular Joe.

Pretty sure I've been told to go die in a fire or two, and I'm just a Craigular Joe.

Hunter Thompson is alive and is arm-wrestling with an also alive Richard Nixon. For all of eternity. Such is his curse.

Hunter Thompson is alive and is arm-wrestling with an also alive Richard Nixon. For all of eternity. Such is his curse.

I did! They're very cute, and most of the reviews on the site say they're comfortable, but they scuff the backs of my feet when I walk. I've learned from wearing them that one of my feet is a half size bigger than the other. One shoe fits almost perfectly, and the other falls off when I walk too quickly. I'm thinking…

I did! They're very cute, and most of the reviews on the site say they're comfortable, but they scuff the backs of my feet when I walk. I've learned from wearing them that one of my feet is a half size bigger than the other. One shoe fits almost perfectly, and the other falls off when I walk too quickly. I'm thinking…

I don't mind "Will.I.Am" as a moniker, but the English tutor in me wants to correct the passive voice.

I don't mind "Will.I.Am" as a moniker, but the English tutor in me wants to correct the passive voice.

I'll have to check out Candys. I, like Pedantic up there, own one pair of pumps, and they don't fit correctly. They were my wedding shoes, actually. Adorable off-white pumps with peacock feathers printed on them. I hobbled like a newborn baby giraffe down the aisle.

I'll have to check out Candys. I, like Pedantic up there, own one pair of pumps, and they don't fit correctly. They were my wedding shoes, actually. Adorable off-white pumps with peacock feathers printed on them. I hobbled like a newborn baby giraffe down the aisle.

I adored New Orleans when I got to visit years ago (shortly before Katrina). I would love to go back one day.

I adored New Orleans when I got to visit years ago (shortly before Katrina). I would love to go back one day.

I got a similar deal on coastal.com (I just paid shipping and handling). Finally was able to find true cat's eye frames for prescription lenses.

I got a similar deal on coastal.com (I just paid shipping and handling). Finally was able to find true cat's eye frames for prescription lenses.