I bet that paper bag would go well with my Chanel newspaper chapeau.

I bet that paper bag would go well with my Chanel newspaper chapeau.

You're giving me cool trip envy. =)

You're giving me cool trip envy. =)

*snot rocket*

*snot rocket*

Ouch. I'm rooting for Gaffigan and wife to make it since they've home-birthed a giant brood of milky white children.

Ouch. I'm rooting for Gaffigan and wife to make it since they've home-birthed a giant brood of milky white children.

I'd be pleased with that line-up, but I have a feeling they're going to shoehorn Christopher or Ven into the top three. I think Alicia or Elena is next to go.

I'd be pleased with that line-up, but I have a feeling they're going to shoehorn Christopher or Ven into the top three. I think Alicia or Elena is next to go.

I love the image of a women's basketball team clad in copies of Melissa's gown.

I love the image of a women's basketball team clad in copies of Melissa's gown.

Christopher's dress looked kind of Mother of the Bride to me. Modest pink top over long, saddlebag-camouflaging black skirt. Maybe it looked glorious in person, but I can't imagine it.

Christopher's dress looked kind of Mother of the Bride to me. Modest pink top over long, saddlebag-camouflaging black skirt. Maybe it looked glorious in person, but I can't imagine it.

I kind of liked the rose, but the dress was boring in spite of it.

I kind of liked the rose, but the dress was boring in spite of it.

Heh. Subliminal remorse.

Heh. Subliminal remorse.

Table-wise, I'd say just do whatever pleases you and your fiancee, regardless of what is traditonal.

Table-wise, I'd say just do whatever pleases you and your fiancee, regardless of what is traditonal.