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She comes home from church. She takes off her pants. That's what I like about Amy Grant!

She comes home from church. She takes off her pants. That's what I like about Amy Grant!

That anecdote in combination with your user name/picture made giggle like a fool.

That anecdote in combination with your user name/picture made giggle like a fool.

Gosh, I was so thin back then. But what did I do to my hair?! Yuck!

Gosh, I was so thin back then. But what did I do to my hair?! Yuck!

Well, since it's breakfast, would anyone like a piece of Gypsy Pie? It's still pulsating, so you know it's good!

Well, since it's breakfast, would anyone like a piece of Gypsy Pie? It's still pulsating, so you know it's good!

A bouncing, rubber baby boy.

A bouncing, rubber baby boy.

I could be making it up, but wasn't she the mother in Orphan too? She's just got a thing for demon seeds.

I could be making it up, but wasn't she the mother in Orphan too? She's just got a thing for demon seeds.

*gives you The Clap… I mean, "applause"*

*gives you The Clap… I mean, "applause"*

I grew up in southwest Oklahoma. My city is about an hour and a half drive from OKC.

I grew up in southwest Oklahoma. My city is about an hour and a half drive from OKC.

Racism and homophobia?

Racism and homophobia?

You might want to buy a size larger next time.