You might want to buy a size larger next time.

Unfortunately Kenny G has just signed on to do the score.

Unfortunately Kenny G has just signed on to do the score.

I think I was 12 when I read it. I grew up in Oklahoma, so my 7th grade teachers were able to use the novel for English, reading, and OK history lessons. I got pretty sick of The Outsiders after a while.

I think I was 12 when I read it. I grew up in Oklahoma, so my 7th grade teachers were able to use the novel for English, reading, and OK history lessons. I got pretty sick of The Outsiders after a while.

Karl Lagerfeld is one of those random celebrities who amuses me beyond belief. I want him to be my spooky, insulting grandfather.

Karl Lagerfeld is one of those random celebrities who amuses me beyond belief. I want him to be my spooky, insulting grandfather.

Yes, The Owl's villainy is more subtle. He simply lures away contestants when he's hungry for human flesh. Andrea was a nice morsel. He had to use psychology to lure Japanese Guy With the Fro to come with him.

Yes, The Owl's villainy is more subtle. He simply lures away contestants when he's hungry for human flesh. Andrea was a nice morsel. He had to use psychology to lure Japanese Guy With the Fro to come with him.

I think that's just her nose. Poor thing has the "Early 80's Michael Jackson."

I think that's just her nose. Poor thing has the "Early 80's Michael Jackson."

*fondles back boobs*

*fondles back boobs*

I might get reamed for saying this, but Ven strikes me as a high functioning autistic person. There's that disconnect from other people and lack of self-consciousness there that doesn't seem like intentional villainy to me. He's probably unknowingly offended people all his life.

I might get reamed for saying this, but Ven strikes me as a high functioning autistic person. There's that disconnect from other people and lack of self-consciousness there that doesn't seem like intentional villainy to me. He's probably unknowingly offended people all his life.

Team him with Olivier from last year, and I'd tune in. The two could obliviously insult larger women and then get beaten to a pulp at the end of each episode.

Team him with Olivier from last year, and I'd tune in. The two could obliviously insult larger women and then get beaten to a pulp at the end of each episode.

I thought Sonjia's dress could have worked okay if it were cut below the knee. The knot was a neat technique, but the placement was wrong. On the chest, it ended up looking like a lazy third boob.

I thought Sonjia's dress could have worked okay if it were cut below the knee. The knot was a neat technique, but the placement was wrong. On the chest, it ended up looking like a lazy third boob.

Poor Nathan was doomed when both Ven and Sonjia ended up in the bottom three with him. Ven is so far the winning-est contestant this season and he creates conflict, and Sonjia is right behind Ven in wins and has a big personality. I'd often forget Nathan was in the cast as he made pretty clothes quietly in the…