@toasterlad, former pre-school teacher, current mother, perpetual hardcore gangsta.

@toasterlad, former pre-school teacher, current mother, perpetual hardcore gangsta.

My brother IS a mechanical spider. It's been mighty tense in the Bad Answer household since the news of this attack broke.

My brother IS a mechanical spider. It's been mighty tense in the Bad Answer household since the news of this attack broke.

There are always good deals at the Ironically Oversized Eyeglass Hut.

There are always good deals at the Ironically Oversized Eyeglass Hut.

That was so spot-on, it hurt my heart.

That was so spot-on, it hurt my heart.

"It's Nice to be Nice!" as my former pre-school teacher mother would say.

"It's Nice to be Nice!" as my former pre-school teacher mother would say.

I wonder if there'll be Police Chief N-Word Jim. "Honey, get into my office NOW!"

I wonder if there'll be Police Chief N-Word Jim. "Honey, get into my office NOW!"

T'was some mighty fine scrawlings, O'Neal.

T'was some mighty fine scrawlings, O'Neal.

I don't think Ven is able to conjure up that kind of strong emotion. It would short out his circuits.

I don't think Ven is able to conjure up that kind of strong emotion. It would short out his circuits.

J'adore Uli. I'll have to check out her owl (owli?) after work.

J'adore Uli. I'll have to check out her owl (owli?) after work.

His older sister "Gyrate" was said to have severe daddy issues, but her name did open doors in her line of work.

His older sister "Gyrate" was said to have severe daddy issues, but her name did open doors in her line of work.