Lol! That was my personal favorite, Olivier. He was the most bizarre little thing.

Lol! That was my personal favorite, Olivier. He was the most bizarre little thing.

Putin's gonna show you how your Pussy works…

Putin's gonna show you how your Pussy works…

Cotton Candy Mondays are the worst though. The office chairs are sticky the rest of the week.

Cotton Candy Mondays are the worst though. The office chairs are sticky the rest of the week.

Holy Cow. "Frokemon" made me laugh like a lunatic at my desk.

Holy Cow. "Frokemon" made me laugh like a lunatic at my desk.

When I was in junior high, I entered an online sci-fi writing contest called Writers of the Future not knowing that it was Scientology sponsored. I got so much spam email from their "church" and their related organizations (including their drug rehab center) that I ended up deleting my email account in a somewhat…

When I was in junior high, I entered an online sci-fi writing contest called Writers of the Future not knowing that it was Scientology sponsored. I got so much spam email from their "church" and their related organizations (including their drug rehab center) that I ended up deleting my email account in a somewhat…

It wasn't until I turned to Diuretics that I realized how much of my life I had pissed away. Not nearly enough.

It wasn't until I turned to Diuretics that I realized how much of my life I had pissed away. Not nearly enough.

I'm always baffled by the contestants who make it through PR auditions without being able to make evening wear, basic men's wear, "plus" (larger than model) size. They know this shit's on the test!

I'm always baffled by the contestants who make it through PR auditions without being able to make evening wear, basic men's wear, "plus" (larger than model) size. They know this shit's on the test!

Somewhere out there, there's a very sad Japanese man with a deflated, two-toned fro.

Somewhere out there, there's a very sad Japanese man with a deflated, two-toned fro.

When the Style channel used to actually show runway shows, so many of the models would be swinging in the breeze when the shirts/dresses they wore would look just fine with a bra. Maybe in the case of the runway shows, it's about being able to change quickly because models generally have to show multiple looks.

When the Style channel used to actually show runway shows, so many of the models would be swinging in the breeze when the shirts/dresses they wore would look just fine with a bra. Maybe in the case of the runway shows, it's about being able to change quickly because models generally have to show multiple looks.

The judge criticism of that one-shouldered look almost gave me an aneurysm. They thought that was something a fifty-year-old woman would wear to the office?

The judge criticism of that one-shouldered look almost gave me an aneurysm. They thought that was something a fifty-year-old woman would wear to the office?