Large Marge terrifies me to this day.

I've always liked the Alfie/Alfred link between Michael Caine characters. Just funny to think Alfred grew out of being a womanizing cad and became a loyal butler.

I've always liked the Alfie/Alfred link between Michael Caine characters. Just funny to think Alfred grew out of being a womanizing cad and became a loyal butler.

"Please keep all hands and feet inside the Autism Loop at all times."

"Please keep all hands and feet inside the Autism Loop at all times."

The professor reminded me of my favorite English professor in college. Achingly dorky, but just as knowledgeable as can be.

The professor reminded me of my favorite English professor in college. Achingly dorky, but just as knowledgeable as can be.

Sir, your wife is awesome.

Sir, your wife is awesome.

I've heard serial rapists favor Farmville.

I've heard serial rapists favor Farmville.

Pez: The Movie.

Pez: The Movie.

Like any WOW fanboy is in shape enough to lift a broadsword…

Like any WOW fanboy is in shape enough to lift a broadsword…

Now you'll have to change it to Wino Forever like everyone else

Now you'll have to change it to Wino Forever like everyone else

Mighty mighty, just lettin' shit all hang out?

Mighty mighty, just lettin' shit all hang out?

Vodka mixed with aspirin