Vodka mixed with aspirin

Orgies were so much sexier before they went all mainstream…

Orgies were so much sexier before they went all mainstream…

Tugger? I hardly even knew 'er… and… I'm not sure what I'd tug!

Tugger? I hardly even knew 'er… and… I'm not sure what I'd tug!

Mehfellas

Mehfellas

Paranormal Activity 10: How Katie Got Her Groove Back

Paranormal Activity 10: How Katie Got Her Groove Back

Well, obviously The Joker has got him.

Well, obviously The Joker has got him.

The Tolerability Index is half-assed, but the comment section here is generally hilarious. Thanks, Amelie…?

The Tolerability Index is half-assed, but the comment section here is generally hilarious. Thanks, Amelie…?

It is. She was named for her grandmother, Supreme Court Justice Honey Boo Boo.

It is. She was named for her grandmother, Supreme Court Justice Honey Boo Boo.

Annie Hall, No Country for Old Men, and Amelie.

Annie Hall, No Country for Old Men, and Amelie.

I signed in to make a version of this joke, but you have topped what I had. Bravo!

I signed in to make a version of this joke, but you have topped what I had. Bravo!

THIS IS MY RIFLE
THIS IS MY GUN
THIS ONE'S FOR FIGHTING
THIS ONE'S FOR GENTLY CREATING SOOTHING LANDSCAPE PORTRAITS