Wait… HIMYM has jokes?

Wait… HIMYM has jokes?

I would watch that thirteen times in a row. And then buy the blue-ray.

I would watch that thirteen times in a row. And then buy the blue-ray.

Do you also cut yourself just to feel something?

Do you also cut yourself just to feel something?

My elderly father refers to David Spade as "that unfunny asshole." His general misanthropy does me proud, finally.

My elderly father refers to David Spade as "that unfunny asshole." His general misanthropy does me proud, finally.

If the tv's on, I'm watching it! If it's off, there's a chance I'm still watching it!

If the tv's on, I'm watching it! If it's off, there's a chance I'm still watching it!

"…a feature-length documentary about various folks’ bizarre theories regarding what Stanley Kubrick was really up to when he made The Shining"

"…a feature-length documentary about various folks’ bizarre theories regarding what Stanley Kubrick was really up to when he made The Shining"

Yeah. Me too. I worshiped this group when I was growing up.

Yeah. Me too. I worshiped this group when I was growing up.

Push it… make the Dawes go farther…

Push it… make the Dawes go farther…

That's the diet I used to fit into my wedding dress. Only I substituted lettuce for goat innards and warm tap water for fresh hot piss.

That's the diet I used to fit into my wedding dress. Only I substituted lettuce for goat innards and warm tap water for fresh hot piss.

*glurgh*

*glurgh*