I prefer delicious Scientology pie:

I prefer delicious Scientology pie:

Dean Pelton was looking kinda good under that shirt. And I'd thought he was just a Craigular Joe.

Dean Pelton was looking kinda good under that shirt. And I'd thought he was just a Craigular Joe.

"Book got a C, better drink my own piss!"

"Book got a C, better drink my own piss!"

Yeah, that was probably my biggest laugh of the afternoon. I'd buy that single to contribute to the Bono bucks if he were that honest.

Yeah, that was probably my biggest laugh of the afternoon. I'd buy that single to contribute to the Bono bucks if he were that honest.

"The Sweetest Cha-Ching"

"The Sweetest Cha-Ching"

Hrm… Maybe the problem with my Starbuck's hot chocolate was too much barrista spunk.

Hrm… Maybe the problem with my Starbuck's hot chocolate was too much barrista spunk.

I agree, but there's definitely an art to perfecting the salt-to-carmel ratio. Starbucks did not get it right with their salty as hell carmel hot chocolate.

I agree, but there's definitely an art to perfecting the salt-to-carmel ratio. Starbucks did not get it right with their salty as hell carmel hot chocolate.

I had a Nutella & Go! Just yesterday. They've been sold here (in my midwestern paradise) for a few months now. Getting that freshly opened Nutella taste every time you open one of the packs is a treat, but it's messy as hell to eat. Nutella is a bit too gloopy for scooping.

I had a Nutella & Go! Just yesterday. They've been sold here (in my midwestern paradise) for a few months now. Getting that freshly opened Nutella taste every time you open one of the packs is a treat, but it's messy as hell to eat. Nutella is a bit too gloopy for scooping.

@avclub-cf50b28ef624912ff106c57ca9be41dc:disqus , if that were so, wouldn't the Batman stories have gotten a lot more cheerful after Robin's introduction?

I'm surprised they didn't just use a body double. That's what they're there for, non?

@avclub-c42f76f3b235e177ed57983b6721d0f3:disqus  — No, no. I assure you, all of my cruelness is very expressed and evident.

That's a great choice. It sounds like a triumphant "I'm over you! It's going to be okay!" song at first, and then there's "Even if I stop wanting you/ A perspective pushes through/ I'll be some next man's other woman soon…"  Crushing.