Meee-oowww!

Dammit! Every time!

Hungry, Hungry Hippos, Bitches!

I loved that movie too. The autopsy scene still kills me.

Crapbucket, are you Beth Ditto?

I bowled a 14 once. I was particularly proud of that score.

He was one of my first crushes, weirdly enough. I watched Singled Out much more than a young child should have….

I like his outfit. I think he pulls it off, but I'm pretty sure the cardigan is from the ladies' section.

*sobs* IT'S TRUE!

All those Cavemen kind of look alike to me…

(cue Eileen looking bedraggled and damp)

flowsthead's avatar was a test, and you all penis'ed!

Wait… are you being sarcastic? AHS forever!

[FIGHTS REANIMATED CORPSE, GETS BITTEN]

Photo #2 Fellow is pretty hunky. He can come back to me, if you know what I mean.

But… but… Beetlejuice? That was funny…. Right?

Just think of ball busting as the Xtreme Sports version of the invisible handjob.

It doesn't show in the picture, but there's a cotton applicator tip for comfortable insertion into the inner hoo-hah.

E Pluribus Anus

I think it should be called the Y-String, for the general "Why?" of it all, but also for the yeast infections it'll inevitably cause.