His eyes are filled with lust for oatmeal.

Aww. Thanks, Scrawler!

That made me burst out laughing in the office.

He's got a 3 by 4 face on an 8 by 10 head.

And in the end, the love you inherit is equal to the love you merit.

I like a lot of his projects too and think he's a rather charming host. I assume most of the teasing here is because he said in an interview that AVC commenters were really mean.

I'm a dweeb. We're a bit of a dying breed.

I read somewhere that Anderson lied that she was 27 instead of 25 when she was auditioning for X-Files. Still young for the field, but more plausible.

I love Beyond the Sea (even though it makes me cry…). It was the first X-Files episode I ever saw and got me hooked on the show.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, @avclub-77c9668faed954076b84834992ce6f71:disqus ! I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL!

I support  @avclub-35593eaf5cc7cae864047288f3bc9429:disqus 's support of @Barnitosupreme:disqus 's statement and have clicked the "like" button for both comments, thusly.

The Grey 2: Fifty Shades of Grey

That horrifying, braying laugh of hers is enough to keep me away from any movie in which she appears to be having fun.

Same. The train gag made me laugh like an idiot each time. I thought the final train appearance was pretty clever, actually.

Urite!

I noticed they had Aussies in their ads too. I figured Americans were too distrusting of strangers wanting to blindfold them and put them in scary, filthy warehouses. The "Saw" effect.

Guess I won't need this anymore… *throws out watch, and twat, and Swatch*

In this new America, pugs are classified as Hispanics. So no.

"I regret nothing?"

And with that, April disrobed showing the turtles her half-shell.