Dominique Strauss-Kahn: "What eez ze differ-ahnce?"

Is your friend Mary Kay Letourno, by chance?

*three snaps — Z formation*

That "fierce parade" reminds me of the god-awful Model Land videos the girls from the All Star season had to make. Wasn't there some sort of Hunger Games-like model-off in Tyra's magnum opus of WTF?

As a fellow, tiny, cold-natured secretary, I find it hard not to side with her simply because secretarial jobs suck so much ass that you take your little victories were you can get them…

@sacrelicious, hand over your gun and badge! You're off the force!

How about the skeezers, scoundrels, guttersnipes, whippersnaps, and starbellied sneetches?

I like the idea of these forty-something actors pretending to be high school students. I'd watch.

If Looks Could Kill could be a documentary about the current state of Greico's face. WTF happened there?

Urite!

Netflix is turning into that asshole boyfriend who wants to break up with you, but doesn't want to be the bad guy. So he just mistreats you and hopes you'll be the one to end it.

Is the blonde girl who kind of looks like Dean Pelton as Lady Gaga wearing a wig?

I hadn't really thought about it, but that's true. Most of the Disney/Nick shows I watched as a kid had the foreign exchange student character who looka funny and talka funny.

I love the idea of a Disney sitcom with the kind of racism and rape jokes that, according to these reviews, seem to be par for the course of 2BG.

In Jonah's defense, he gained most of that weight back during the course of the ceremony.

For Best Adapted Deanplay, no less!

If Brad Pitt had won, I assume he would have gotten a standing ovation in spite of being young-ish, handsome, and having had a charmed life.

Kirk gave up having ass hair for Lent.

Because people will be throwing them in disgust?

Pistachios are fantastic! They must be pre-salted of course, but that goes for all nuts.