I saw Cold Mountain with my mom. Neither of us are terrible prudes, but I remember feeling particularly awkward watching that scene with her. (also see: Atonement for prestige film sex I wish I had not watched with family)

The make-up effects people who made that wound and the blood flow are amazing. That cut was insanely realistic.

Jude has been so good in smaller roles throughout his career. He's pretty, so someone thought he should be a leading man, but I think he works much better as a character actor.

Sadly, me too. Our Community dry spell has been too long.

I'm giving up Catholicism for Lent. (And going to Hell)

Maybe a bit of Matchbox 20. "I wanna push you around/I wanna push you down… "

Yeah Yeah

Of Cock?

You truly live up to your name, Sir.

Yeah, the idea that dumb, badly-written, and racist shit like 2 Broke Girls does well in the ratings and this show struggles so much makes me deep down sad. Sad for America.

I'd rather see a Kickpuncher web series.

Pop POP!

I read on another site that he just came out of the closet. It's great that we're approaching a time in this country when people can feel free to live openly as werewolves.

I was in China around the same time. The Starbucks near where I was staying had a blackberry green tea smoothie that was absolutely fantastic. As an ugly American, I find it's mostly the junkfood that I miss from my travels.

This book sounds suspiciously like my own novel, The Chupacabra Gift. The protagonist, Reginald, is a devastatingly beautiful millionaire playboy who, one fateful night, is attacked by a mysterious creature of ancient lore.

Score! =D

It's got 99 problems, but dead David Kelly ain't one.

Yeah, that article filled me with the warm 'n fuzzies. They seem like a really sweet couple.

I actually am a giant, blood-thirsty parasite with good hair. Anyone free for lunch?

Horsefellow's dyslexia has reached its all-time peak. He can not longer communicate at all, and merely sits in a blank room staring at the wall.