Thanks, Space Pope!

Fanny O'Bother

I tried to like your comment, but I choked.
I tried to hit reply but I stumbled
And though I try to hide it, it's clear

I was hoping that the great gimmick poster, Nicole Krauss, would return at the mention of her name in the article. I miss that plucky gal…

The Racist-ing!

I thought the movie had a tone problem. The first half was pretty standard haunted house stuff, and then the ending got this wacky Tales from the Crypt quality to it. I was kind of thrown off by the movie as a whole.

I'd like a soy mocha frap and a Y incision, please!

They tried to make me get an autopsy, but I said: NO NO NO!

I'm sure he could somehow link the possible cancellation of Community to 9/11.

I'm really excited to go home later and click on that.

Ironically, the rotting corpse of Edgar Allan Poe is almost at the state of decomposition necessary for it to portray Michael Jackson in a biopic. A system of pulleys and a dab of CGI will be used to make the acting a bit more believable.

But she wrote "Like a Virgin"! Doesn't that give her a lifetime pass, for goodness' sake?!

I think I'd be first in line for the Spiderman movie Miller described. "I'm just your fucked-up neighborhood Spiderman!"

I think The Ring was PG-13, and that scared the bejesus out of me. (In my defense, I was 16 or so when it came out…). I tend to favor horror that's more ghostly than gory, so PG-13 isn't always a bad sign in that respect.

My ringworm is named Molly.

Philosophy is the top of a cereal box, music criticism is a smile on a dog…

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnet?

Turns out the Gossip Girl is RuPaul in an amazing cross-dressing cross-over finale episode.

Ouais! Vive le fromage!

Personally, I think every movie would benefit from the inclusion of Dujardin and his magical Gallic eyebrows!