Some AV Club commenter suggested that he/she thought "Fat People Dancing" might be the apex of tasteless reality television one day. The bluntness of that title still makes me laugh.

Mee-oooww.

V/H/S sounds like a lot of fun. Hopefully it'll show somewhere close to me before I forget about it…

That's so mean, but damn me, it made me laugh.

I can sense the darkness in you. It flows like the black pleather of your Hot Topic trench coat. Perhaps you can join my group of similarly dressed nonconformists as we drink Bartles & James wine coolers in the cemetery tonight…

I am sorry?

I agree. It just seems a little gauche to me to complain when you're not getting that attention.

No, I'm Patton Oswalt!

*goes off to google "Bad Answer Guy deserves the Oscar!"*

I like some of Patton's comedy, but he strikes me as someone who sits in a darkened room of his bazillion dollar mansion at all hours, glassy-eyed, frantically googling "Patton Oswalt deserves the Oscar!"

What do you call a hottub full of lepers?

I wondered if Fincher threw that scene between Lisbeth and Blomquist in bed near the film's end because the sequel might not be guaranteed to happen. They revealed a plot point that was kept secret for all of book one and most of book two in that scene.

"And Mitt Romney is also into fixer uppers! Check out this dump!" *Anne Frank House Museum*

AOL Version 15 search engine.

Anger leads to hate; hate leads to boredom; boredom leads to suffering.

Jay Leno: The Geriatric Dane Cook.

Tina Fey has a black market organ selling ring. You didn't think she got by just on jokes, did you?

"Mom and Dad, I'm gay, and I'm also stronger than you so don't try anything!"

@the Hero of Akron-Canton, quite a few of my Barbies ended up with weird leg blemishes — usually along the bendy rubber knee joints. The material the legs were made of was fantastic though. They'd hold pen "tattoos" permanently. Made great practice for prison.

Oh, come on. Haven't you seen Beetlejuice? She was smoking hot when I was about two years old and thus too young to consider her smoking hot.