My family was too poor to get me American Girl dolls. I just got Mexican Non-Union Equivalent dolls instead.

We all get the La Femme Nikita we deserve.

I was wishing for Big Mama's House 2.

I knew "Tom's Diner" reminded me of something!

I choose YOU!

Which kinds of cancer? I'm pretty sure I'd take some non-Hodgkin's lymphoma over having to watch that movie.

Yes!

I think that song would lend itself pretty well to a rock band, actually. It's got a nice beat and a chorus that could be yelled rather easily.

Song: The Cardigans, "Lovefool"

Shit! I knew I wasted my vote!

That song came out when I was in high school. I heard many a touching rendition of it on the school bus.

Duh-duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh

I was thinking La Femme Nikita from the trailer.

And wearing fur. Everyday is 9/11 for the mink.

Me mudder said to me, "Patrick, now dontcha be flyin' in one-a dose aeroplanes, lad! Have'a pint instead, and we'll toast to all dem Hellbound Protestant babbies!'

What would Mark Wahlberg do if he were here right now? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two! That's what Marky Mark Wahlberg would do!"

And soiled his Calvin Kleins.

Yawning and/or looks of bored dissatisfaction?

Santorum Surges Ahead in Frothy Landslide (of Votes)

I wish they would turn their Hannibal show into a sitcom. Every week, he could kill and eat one of his wacky neighbors.