"My Homeless Dad with a Giant, Floppy Dong"

Bjork getting bjorked?

I was confused too. When I go to see a movie, I like to know whose dick it is and why it is flopping!

I think someone whose face is more angular and androgynous (like Tilda Swinton's) would have worked better. There are certain facial markers that just seem to signify "male" or "female." I don't think I've ever seen a man with eyebrows like Nobbs up there.

I got a good laugh out of the idea of that bear with a mouthful of shark teeth. I would have enjoyed that as a child.

He needs one of those Schick razors with the bikini trimmer to tame that facial shrubbery.

The writer's room is wrapped in plastic, and at the end of each season, the new show runner plunges a knife into the chest of the old show runner.

That's exactly right, Mr. Tusks. I've been taking Dexter methadone since then — AV Club recaps and sometimes tuning into the first and last episodes of the season.

In the end the wtf is love lol you take is equal to the wtf is love lol you make.

Except… not really.

My politically minded acquaintances are all too busy ranting about 'that Commie Obamma!' to worry about Kim Jong Il.

I think she was on Spartacus (sp?). I don't know if she had her tits pardoned on that show as well though.

I live in Australia. My screening will be scored by the walloping kicks of kangaroos and the screams of theatre goers being bitten by deadly poisonous spoiders.

T'was indeed.

How's Noomi in this? I've only seen her as Lisbeth Salander, but she was so great in that role, I'm tempted to see this mess just for her part (and Stephen Fry…)

They're both in it. Apparently McAdams' part isn't very big in this one.

The show will explore the root of their deep hatred of trees.

We craves them… the Precious… the Precious….

I'm child-phobic, myself, but I do find them particularly amusing when they're around one/one-and-a-half. They're generally cheerful at that age. But it helps to be able to hand them back when it's time to change diapers or scold them.

I did too, Hangnail.