I think the dog (Hallie?) is still alive. She's out in the backyard, digging up human skull after human skull.

I think the real tragedy is that Lange got the nomination over the ungodly baby thing that lives in the basement.

She's that blonde chick from Parks and Rec, non?

I figure the SAG's process consists of all of those above nominated actors sitting in a room together, tickling each other's asses, and murmuring, "I'm voting for yooou!"

Qui?

I didn't realize that Braxe had tenticles…

You mispronounced BAG-els.

I can't watch the trailer at work, but is that Maria Bamford raging out behind Catherine Zeta Jones? Seems a natural extention of her character in the Target commercials.

Planet of the Apes?

What's diminishing nananana?

If ever there were a name screaming to be an AV Club moniker…

Is Outsourced still on? Ugh…

I think in the opening scene of season two, the FBI should burst into the diner, guns out, and surround Oleg. They call him by a different name, slam his head against the counter, and drag him to their van in cuffs. It turns out that "Oleg" is just the alias of a dangerous serial rapist from Detroit. Maybe in one…

Considering that she had black hair and fair skin, the mustache dilemma could have been much worse. I've seen such scary sights…

urite!

"What to Expect When You're Expecting Irish Babies: A Cookbook"

Same here. :(

They're from the remix.

She's a very pretty girl, but she's tainted by familial weirdness. It's just a matter of time before the unnecessary nose jobs…

So I should put away the Hemlock?