Occasionally, yes. I'm a grown woman with refined tastes, and now and then I want to see a penis in my mainstream entertainment. A penis not belonging to Harvey Keitel.

You should see how he's dressed. Polo shirt and baggy jeans — Slut!

We also 'be shoppin' quite well!

But the youngest daughter, Heidi, made great contributions to the field of proctology.

Tom Waits for Snowman 2012!

*Rubber Man smashes cracker against his rubber-suited mouth, and a single tear rolls down his shiny cheek*

Well, Mormon authors are chewy and fairly easy to digest. Not as filling as, say, Presbyterian authors though.

Cookie Monster makes me proud to be an AVClub-erican!

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I believe that's called a "queef."

Did they get rid of the hazy blue filter that the last 3 Twilights were filmed through? It's amazing how much less annoying those two actors look in the picture above in what appears to be normal light.

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky! They're altogether ooky…

I find Lisa extremely unattractive, and not even in a jolie-laide kind of way. If she weren't so obnoxious and attention-grabbing, I'm not sure why she would have made it so far into the competition.

I got them confused at first too, and I'm of their skin color/possible racial background. I just remembered Dominque was the one with the dramatic eyebrows, and Angelea was the one who liked to punctuate sentences with random "dammit!"'s.

Beaner Town. It's about sassy Mexican-American neighbors who drink too much (tequila) and snark (en espanol!).

They plan to adopt as many orphans as they have spare bedrooms in their mansion. Good cleaning help is so hard to find.

Fozzie Bear wishes he'd written that joke. Wokka wokka wokka!

I have a theory that his real hair retired years ago.

O'Neal, I know Armond White was rumoured to have killed your parents that night in the alley, but there's no room for vigilanteism in this town!

I thought he'd be a baller, and if he had a girl with a phone, he would call 'er.