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I HATE TREES!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I think he's just mad because the OW protesters are taking precious street corner space away from the whores.

Occupy Gotham!

Well, he did momentarily cure Piggy guy. If only those random murderers hadn't been in the bathroom, Harmon could have considered that his one success.

I catch myself wanting to say "I HATE TREES!" as an exclamation of general disgust more and more. It's just such a great, inexplicable line.

A warm, gooey tug?

I heard his final comic strip showed Billy meeting the Prophet Muhammad.

Strangely enough, the hearse will travel up the tree in his family's front yard and over his neighbor's fence without causing obvious destruction.

I read a few excerpts of her book in Glamour too. I especially liked “In Defense Of Chest Hair” for her aside about probably sounding like the sleazy guys who talk about wanting their women "au naturale" with a rapey gleam in their eyes.

"Phat"

My university's cafeteria played Evanescence's "WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" song and Nickleback's "Hero" everyday at the start of lunch my freshman year. Two of the most awful songs of the 2000's played like some Pavlovian bell before we could eat.

This Scorsese fella is off his EYE-talian rocker! Everybody knows the future of movies is eye-seering technicolor!

Closed labia just seems so smug. It's the genital equivalent of smirking.

(breathy voice): EXTERMINATE!

I only know this from "Know Your Meme": Years before she was on ANTM, Allison posted a bunch of pictures of herself online with her eyes bugged out and a scary expression on her face. Someone found the pictures and posted them on 4chan, and they became popular. She was nicknamed "Creepy Chan" for that.

Agreed. And wouldn't it have to be ledom pot if they wanted their demonic backwards message to make sense?

I agree with you on Alexandria's voice. It was surprisingly strong and interesting. She looked stiff and shellacked in the video, but I thought Shannon was worse.

No. I'm thinking about the girl in her prom dress who hitches a ride to her home. When the driver goes around to the back of the car to let her out, the girl is gone. He rings the door to her parents' house, and they tell him that their daughter died years ago… dun dun dun… on prom night!