I really enjoyed the scene with the security guard and Hayden. Reminded me of that urban legend about the Phantom Hitchhiker.

Chelsea Lately is usually on before I lapse into a sleep coma, and he's always a fun guest on her panel. It's nice to see someone who seems like a good person get ahead.

And so it goes, goes round again, but now and then we wonder who the real men are…

I prefer the wacky parody film by Full House's Bob Sagat.

Yes! I'm cracking that glass ceiling. One day I'll have 1,000 comments for every 1,500 comments by a male AV Clubber!

Actually, we ladies are taking back the term "meat wallet."

Are you trying to summon the ghost of biastioc? Because that's probably the way to do it.

The Dark Knight Rises will just be 2 and a half hours of Bale giggling and doing the Bat-tusi.

Using kung fu to kick the asses of all suppressive personalities. Wiping the West clean of harmful Thetans.

Welcome back! I always enjoy your comments, Scrawler!

Did you see The Ring in a theater or on tv? I think that makes a huge difference for how effective the "emerging from the TV" scene works. Seeing that scene from a slightly tilted back theater seat, looking up at the screen, you (well, I…) almost get the sense that Samara is going to topple down on you. So many people…

I just can't see Shannon winning this one. She seems to only be there as a type to bounce against the wilder girls (who seem to be disappearing one by one).

Have you seen recent pictures of her front teeth? They look like they've been used to rake the gutters in front of a cigarette factory. Could you imagine what the dentata would look like?

I assume that her vagina has been making mold for quite some time now.

I had to fake cough to hide my laughter from my boss. Hilarious.

And for those pesky mouth sores you get from Raleigh tobacco, there's Dr. O'Hoolihan's Premiere Dental Salve. Enriched with the goodness of Cocaine!

Yeah. I'd drop some of my drug store change on Honey Blood. But Allison is my favorite, so I'm partial anyway.

I enjoy the hell out of this show. I'm thoroughly addicted… so it'll probably get cancelled. It is my curse.

Morrissey was actually born in Shanghai and underwent a series of painful surgeries to make his face appear more Caucasion. He also changed his name from the original Chinese: Mollissey.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!