I thought Dubstep music was the robot's preferred means of human cranial penetration.

I can't wait for this Halloween's new Paranormal Blacktivity!

It's the draw of that mysterious pickle placed in the chicken sandwiches.

For the longest time, I thought "Need You Now" was a duet between Taylor Swift and some generic country singer guy. I was actually impressed with her that she sang "I'm a little drunk and I need you now."

It would help if he took off his prescription Cheadle-vision glasses.

Anti-Hornet.

He and Chris Brown should start a support group. They'll meet at the grave of Ike Turner for meetings.

Ditto. I'll admit to being a fan of the books and the first movie (oh, the shame!), but this seems beyond superfluous.

Somewhere in the universe, The Wasp holds a cold steak to her bruised face as Ant-Man breaks some more furniture.

"had enough [black people] yet?"
"[White America]! I'd like mine back."

"So 'Fox & Friends' want to put me down/Ask for my opinion/Twist it all around/…

What's the exchange rate on Dawes money to American dollars?

Ryan's next album should just be a compilation of Bryan Adams cover songs to screw with everyone.

My results just said, "HAHAHAHA! *gasp* AHAHAHAHAHA!"

*lightning strikes cappadocius*

A CD by my favorite band got a one-star review for not being music by a band with a similar name. Ugh.

Because you like peters out, you may also like Eastern Promises.

You have to check into the party within the next five minutes or all of your crops will wither.

All of the farm animals are actually caricatures of Communist leaders.

We had a galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, Loraxes, Star-bellied Sneeches…