That's totally ghey, Princess Brosephina!

I still find Josh insufferable. His fight with Laura Bennett on the discussion show was just so childish. He always finds a way to throw a "You're old, so you're wrong!" into any disagreement. How old is he supposed to be? 13?

Are You Ready For Some Hiiiitler?

Sky Another Day

A Serbian Film.

But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

The Great Human Centipede Stampede

I enjoyed it. It was "good but not great episode of Nip/Tuck" level fun. Glad to see it's not just Glee with ghosts.

This thread is just a series of bloody, late-term abortions of perfectly viable fetuses. And I mean that in a good way.

The Ninth Rape (directed by Roman Polanski)

Dlisted is the best place for celeb gossip. Just hilarious writing.

They rereleased Pinocchio on the big screen when I was a small child (about 20 years ago now). I remember being terrified of the scene with the whale, turning to my dad for comfort, and discovering he was asleep with his mouth open. Horrors.

If it's old enough to be a bleeder, it's old enough to be a breeder.

That might be the easiest way for Playboy to liquify their assets.

"Unacceptable" is a perfectly cromulent word.

I'd always thought it was written by Coolio.

I only knew "Closer to Fine." I was kind of young for the Indigo Girls' music, but VH1 (back when it was adult contemporary and not reality tv hell) used to play "Closer…" a lot. I think it was even on Pop Up Video.

Any boat porn?

Well, there's a whole segment of racist fundamentals who'd prefer their embarrassingly earnest message movies with a bit less flava.

Yeah. Bert has stolen my heart once again. Too bad our love can never be.