He'd need a matching bow tie as well. No outfit is complete without a snappy little bow tie!

Naw, Boy! We don't believe in no glow-bull war-ming! We call it chikin-fried earth cookin'!

(too unhip to know what KMFDM stands for…)

Maybe they're adapting that Little, Little Italy segment from Jon Benjamin has a Van.

Two episodes and a mildly amusing internet meme

Lots of original Nintendo nostalgia just looking at that still image.

I think it might be harder to get a deep blood red starting with a white base than it would be starting with darker fabric. White would take a lot of dye jobs to not turn pink. There's a blueish tone to blood red (as opposed to an orange tone in "warm" red shades).

I guess I never realized how much of a non-entity the Yellow Ranger was compared to the Pink Ranger. Trini was always my favorite. I even had her non-Mattel, Barbie-esque doll.

The pigtails made me think of that Viking comic, Asterix. I did like Bert's outfit quite a bit more than I thought I would. He managed to dye and distress it away from that grape Koolaid color it was originally.

Substantial.

I prefer "cunt" to "pussy," but I usually just use the politically correct term, "squish mitten."

Hrmph! I'll just take my body-fluidy skin fold somewhere else then!

You can't really do anything else with them.

Doesn't Natasha Leggero do the voice for the demon lady on Ugly Americans? I think that gives her the edge.

I don't always eat brains, but when I do, I prefer to eat human brains.

Roseanne should just become a dance instructor and get onto Dance Moms. She's no more psychotic than the instructor on that show. Roseanne also has a much more dancerly body.

smething.

Although I can't stand Michelle Bachmann, I'd be devastated to find a Rick Perry in my bugina. Just burrowing on up there with his tiny hands clasped in prayer.

I'm going as a dancing Judge Ito. My costume will be both racist and confusing.

I'd hate on the Pumpkin Spice Lattes out of misplaced anger over the recent discontinuation of the Chocolate Coconut Frap. Those were magnifique!