I think it's about ancient Greece…?

I prefer Operation. "Is it water on the knee?…"

Lie-barry?

M.A. kind of falls apart at the end, but I love it all the same. Big-haired, slinky alien spy is so fantastic.

Family trips were a real bitch before the invention of rolling luggage.

Hunter Rawlings is a name begging for "Rooster" as a middle name.

Maybe Billy's just getting grampa hips already. This is the brief sagging stage before the Larry King suspenders come out.

Welcome to EaRF!

@breakdancing to save the community center, your name is fantastic, and it's a damn shame the new commenting system castrates it.

You are beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't bring you down.

Hicks told Foxworthy that Foxworthy's act was as funny as cancer. Or that Foxworthy's act gave him cancer.

I was too little for the show when it aired, but I remember one of the commercials. It featured a scene in which Catherine wakes up on a bed covered in large spiders. *shivers*

It'll go perfectly with my fanny pack.

"Mmm… put your wang in my beaver, baby! It's time to pork!"

He's coming off of a two week cookie bender. The withdrawals are a bitch. Not to mention the hallucinations of Elmo crawling on the ceiling.

That's an awful, awful thing to say! A TRUE, awful, awful thing!

He was just doing research for his role in the gritty reboot of Speed.

YOU AND ME ARE DONE - PROFESSIONALLY!

Don't feel bad. I was born in early January. All of the prestige films are done coming out in time for Oscar nominations, leaving only the drossiest of the dross for my birthday movie going experience.

J'adore Dujardin. That guy is just liquid class.