Based on that screen cap, I would argue that this Glee movie is nothing less than excruciating.

And usually someone pukes blood and/or goes into wild convulsions at one point or another during an episode

His weapon of choice? FIBER.

I know it can be taken recreationally. I use it as my 2:30 pick-me-up. Who needs 5-hour Energy?

Viagra?
Not such a Big Boi afterall…

Damn. I couldn't imagine C&A being worse than the Smurfs if it had Daniel Craig painted blue and making fart jokes in it.

If PR's Bert turns out to be a total dick, you could always get an avatar of Sesame Street's Bert. He's pretty irresistable.

I thought the second season had great momentum. Most people seem to hate Lilah, but I didn't mind her much. Three was fairly boring, but had a good adversary. Four had Lithgow! And five I didn't watch and don't really feel the need to.

The description of the Prince's apparence in Coal Black is… just wow.

Don't make fun of Cookie. He's a goddamn American hero!

I hope the whole movie is as dark and shadowy as the picture above. Actually, maybe the fight scenes can be done in pitch black to bring some suspense to the action.

I just want to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit…. so I'm going to business college!

Sounds like an albino superhero comic to me.

I don't own any either, but between AMC and TCM, I've probably seen all of his available titles 5 times each.

Caffeine, you cannot besmirch the good name of "Fartchucker"!

I, personally, appreciate those commercials for finally presenting an accurate portrayal of talking vaginas. I know *my* vagina is sassy and full of spunk.

Clarissa was from the Early 90's
Unless, somehow I was a small child much longer than I realized.

I was thinking the same thing. With that premise, it could either be very good or very 'Sy-Fy Original.'

That was a fantastic comment, Sir Osis. It's even better if you read it with Susan Boyle's screechy soprano in your head.

This news has put a quiver in my undulatus asperatus. *fans self*