I will not join the cloud.
I am super cirrus.

I guess I didn't notice last night, but Tim looks ghostly pale in that screen shot.

"I'm talkin' Smurfs here, People!"

My hair is a bird; your theory on the extensive centuries-spanning conspiracy regarding the mysterious bloodline of Jesus Christ is INVALID.

Will You Marry Me, is that girl in your avatar the pigtailed, kinda tomboyish chick from that insurance commercial ("The Saver"… whatever company that is)? She's like a real life Peppermint Patty from The Peanuts.

I'll take "The Rapists" for 100, Alexsh!

I haven't seen much Scarlett lately. I thought she got Megan Fox'ed out.

I had cool, old parents. My mother would watch (and laugh along) with Beavis & Butthead and Ren & Stimpy with me when I was a little kid, and my dad went with me to see the Beavis & Butthead movie in theaters. I think I was 9 or 10 when it came out.

*gauges out eyes, shoots blindly around me*

You keep getting older, and… OH GOD! WHERE DID YOUR LIFE GO? YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SOMEBODY INSTEAD OF JUST A BUM! WHICH YOU ARE! DEAR, GOD, THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH — IT BECKONS YOU! Unlike the teenage girls.

Kolchak, I think I love you best of all.

I'm just glad that those commercials with the anthropromorphic snot and toenail fungus don't seem to be as popular anymore.

O'Neal, man, I can totally write you a script for something to take care of that nasty paper cut pain. You'll be so busy giggling, you won't even realize your cut is growing gangrenous.

I would appreciate the hell out of that just for the WTF value. 85 minutes of adolescent turmoil, one minute of radioactive spider, two minutes of SPIDERMAN, then end credits.

I've seen him in a few things, but the only movie in which I found his character remotely likable was Midnight Meat Train. BC just seems like a smug asshat in everything else.

That's an interesting thought, Iseult. When Nate has his seizure at the fast food drive-thru, he mentions smelling something like rotten eggs.

Are you there God? It's me, Commissioner Gordon.

I know I watched the hell out of Pete and Pete, but I only remember little bits and pieces of episodes (Little Pete "time traveling" during Daylight Savings, the busdriver being stuck at a red light that never changed…). I was a bit young for Clarissa, but that was the live action Nick show that stuck with me most…

Heh, Space Cases. I had such a crush on Catalina when I was a kid. I found an episode on Youtube not long ago, and… the show was much cheesier than I remembered.

Maybe the accent is supposed to be South African and this is some sort of stealth sequel to District 9.