I think Jude is going to be okay career-wise. He was well-cast in Sherlock Holmes. I think his strength is as a character actor. In small, strange roles, he's very good.

Don't worry about Gabourey. She's on The Big C now, a show in which the lead character struggles to hide her Cancer-AIDS from her family and friends.

= "Bloody Mary" chanted in the mirror of a darkened public restroom.

*destroy it.

They can construct a 30 story hotel in 2 weeks and destroy in in 3 minutes. That's just efficient!

My mom chased the dragon a few times, but only when she was pregnant.

Gentle Herpes' avatar somehow renders all of his comments adorable.

Dance with Dragons
You can't dance to it either…

In the gritty reboot
Ms. Moneypenny sues Bond for sexual harrassment, he loses his job and drowns his sorrows in an endless stream of martinis — shaken, not stirred.

Farrell's "I want you to cut the fat" speech from the trailer was pretty funny. But the commercials only show the punchline to that joke which kills the shock value quality of the full line.

I'm loving all the Tim Gunn love. He just seems like a fantastic guy, and it's good to see him succeed (even if he does have to —or wants to— shill for a travel agency for some extra cash).

I don't think any of the Nicktoons got darker than the first couple of seasons of Ren and Stimpy. There's a moment in one episode where Ren (who has gone insane) is watching Stimpy sleep and thinking about how easy it would be to kill him. Creepy stuff.

I'm surprised Hardwick is generally so disliked around these parts. There's really no goodwill for Hard N' Phirm on this site?

He does sound a bit Garrison-ish.

The people who dismiss French pop and rock probably haven't heard much of it made after 1990. Check out Zazie, Matthieu Chedid, Camille, Keren Ann, Thomas Dutronc (his dad, Jacques, was married to the mythical Francoise Hardy and wrote some of the greatest French rock songs of all times). They're all fantastic.

And they don't smell like rich people either. That delicate bouquet of French lavender and crisp one hundred dollar bills is replaced by the vulgar stench of Middle Class POVERTY!

But once he gets that B.A. in English, he can be promoted from Greeter to Cashier.

I was fearing a snazzy American "Once" remake.

Mammaries!

Will they have a German Decepticon with Nazi leanings? Adolphus Prime?