No gym-prom here either, and I went to that rural area piece of shit high school.

Gentlemen and Gentlewomen of the great state of Massachusetts, today we set this historic bill into law that hereby certifies "When the game of life makes you feel like quittin'… kill a kitten." Thank you and God Bless.

Troll non-feeding, I'd say.

Wow. Someone else remembers Toby. I wonder what he's up to now. He was awesome.

Wake me when The Holocaust finally gets the sexy treatment it deserves.

Except for that one finger which is significantly less whitey than the rest of you.

Aerosmith — I'll be very generous and say after Nine Lives. It's not one of their best, but it's a solid album.

"Boys are all the same! I swear, I'm just going to date other Amazonian super goddesses from now on!"

I lost my shit in the theater during Ursula's introduction in The Little Mermaid. In my defense, I was three at the time, but I still assert that that movie is the scariest thing ever.

I liked the book until the twist at the end (not the one to do with the lineage of protagonist, but the one to do with the small town), then I loved it. The book is so cinematic; I'd be pretty excited to see how this project turns out.

Queen of Sheba scene
I'd, umm, be curious to see how the "worship me" love scene would be handled on screen. A bit of CGI would be needed, methinks.

There was a profile of Anna Faris in the New Yorker recently that segued into a rather depressing discussion of female characters in modern comedy movies. (A good read if it doesn't disgust you in the first few pages)

What happened to Claudia? I thought I saw her here within the last month or so.

He just said that to mask his shameful virginosity, Broseph.

The AVC awards should be in the shape of octopus tentacles in honor of Biastioc.

And the name of that stray planet? IT WAS EARTH!

Jesus, Fudge. Are you ME? I've been saying the same thing for years.

Some other Twilight girl was in Thirteen (but I can't remember her name). Kristen Stewart was in some haunted house movie before Twilight, but all I remember of her performance was how skinny she was in the film.

I think he means "a black fly in her Chardonnay."

I'd argue that teens and tweeners have the closest thing to the old time studio system star-making machine through Disney and, to a lesser extent, Nick. Those companies take pretty children, craft wholesome narratives around them to turn them into superstars (for the 18 and under set).