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I didn't know that the director of Twilight directed this as well until this review, but all of the commercials/trailers make this movie look like a Twilight cash-in. The special effects even have that same cheap look that Twilight's have.

I don't get how film directors keep getting this story so wrong. It's not a stuffy period piece love story. The novel is JUICY if you focus on the gothic elements — the blood red bed chamber of Jane's childhood breakdown, the maybe/maybe not ghosts within it, the ghoulish secret wife who haunts the halls of Jane's new

I haven't read any Coben, but I love Tell No One. I think the film beautifully directed, beautifully acted; Matthieu Chedid's score is one of my all-time favorites, but… I'm not so sure that the conspiracy theory unravels so successfully at the end.

Esperanza Spaulding and Justin Bieber. It ends in tragedy.

I guess she's chosen the Christopher Walken method of saying yes to everything (and basically playing the same part in everything). If only the part she was asked to play involved the same number of crazy freak-outs Walken gets.

I had The Tenant and The Landlord confused in my head. I haven't seen The Landlord, but it sounds pretty interesting.

I remember that Miramax movie "O" was shelved for a few years. The hysteria over violence in the media after Columbine put a damper on that cute little high school Othello reimagining.

Dummy Patrol, we're discussing Lady Gaga's penis — not your mother's.

Didn't know it was from a movie. My fragile dreams are shattered!

Or calmly tell Gaga that you love all of her hit songs, but address her as "Ke$ha"

I think Dr. Acula wins this thread.

May you be put in a giant plastic egg for a publicity stunt only to find out that nobody cared.

Earf: Welcome to it.

I'm rather curious about how Paranormal Activity 3 will turn out too. It would be rather a gyp at this point if it ended like the last two movies (as much as I enjoyed them).

Taken 2: Tik Tok (On the Clock and the Party Don't Stop)

Is meth a hallucinogen?

I loved Sweeney Todd (and I was one of those "this movie will suck!" fans of the musical).

lol, xochi. I was waiting for that reference to be made.

Damnit, Pantera! You listen to your stepmother! Damnit, Pantera! This beer is warm!

I'm not much of a Sean Lennon fan (probably due more to his personality then to his music), but I can't write him off entirely because of this: