I still disassemble Kit-kat Bars — scraping the chocolate off the sides (very easy to do considering how thick it is), and prying each layer apart. There's a vaguely chocolate powdery stuff in between the layers. I'm pretty sure it's mostly cocaine.

Cream cheese and jelly doesn't seem all that weird to me. My mom and I did a lot of baking with cream cheese as an ingredient, so the salt of that cheese with something sweet gives me good fat kid memories.

We had toaster oven pizza a lot for lunch when I was a little kid. It was mozzarella and spagetti sauce spread over whole grain bread.

I thought Clive Owen was miscast in Derailed. "Why would a strange woman on a train want to sleep with me—the invisible everyman, Clive Owen?"

Christopher Walken for pretty much anyone or anything. Fuck, I love that guy.

You can laugh. It's kind of funny.

Suspenders and a bra can be very constricting and lead to ulcers. I wear neither, and I'm just fine. Saggy, but fine.

The To Venus and Back live album (Still Orbiting?) is fantastic. "Waitress" (which is already a pretty effed up song) just becomes more and more psychotic as she goes on.

Chocolate starfish and hotdog flavored water.

I still think Catholic Guilt FTW. Just thinking about that cracks me up.

I loved Skipping Towards Gomorrah. The section on Adultery was my personal fave.

Wait… they discredited that? Shit! Now I'm going to have to think up a new excuse to call into work with.

They're all dressed like 8 year olds in 1994. Is cheap and ugly the new Hot?

@letenglandshake, I stand corrected, and well done, sir or madam!

I really thought I'd hallucinated Lucy, Daughter of the Devil until I found clips of it on Youtube. It was Brendan Small's post-Home Movies, pre-Metalocalypse computer animated cartoon, and it was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on tv.

The Ninth Gate
It's one of Polanski's lesser films, I s'pose, but it's equal parts beautifully filmed and batshit insane. I mourn the passing of those couple years when this movie was on basically every Saturday afternoon on the Sci-Fi Channel.

But when
When will Edward make a charity for cute, wayward vampires?

I'm with Craig J. Clark on this. Piers Morgan sounds like a dipshit. "Lady Gaga is totally, like, more relevant than Madonna who was doing the same exact stuff but better 25 years ago!"

Can I rashly say something I regret in 2011?

Damn it! I missed being compared to the Tron Guy the day it happened! I'd meant Legally Blonde, the movie (not that admitting to seeing that is much better). I'm a musical theater geek (and a girl, if that matters), but I don't think I could subject myself to LB, the musical.