I saw it in London a few years ago (cuz I'm a stubby asshole, you see), and I thought it was cute but shallow. It reminded me a lot of Legally Blonde for some reason. Not a bad play (some of the songs were pretty fun), but I assume that it resonates a lot more with 9 year old girls than it would with someone my age.

I love that the girl who plays Megan has really whacko teeth, or she would just be too obscenely beautiful.

Women… Amirite, fellas?

She was a shrew, but I thought the men in the movie were much worse. I can see the humor in the "man-boy wants to smoke pot and drink and not grow up" thing, but if I knew those guys in real life, I'd want to punch them in the face. "Fuck you, Hormones!" Fuck you too, Guy.

When I was in about 8th or ninth grade, I entered one of my really awesome (terrible) sci-fi stories in an online contest (Writers of the Future) that I later found out was Scientology sponsored. They sent me tons of creepy Sciento-spam.

This hand gesture is representative of the nutsack I'm hiding under my sun dress. Eat your heart out, Lady Gaga.

(Laughing in spite of myself)

That was awful/really well done, Dr. Robuttnik.

I feel for you, DPA. Being trolled sucks balls, but aside from you changing your registered name (which I hope you don't do because it's a nice Dexter reference), I don't see how much can be done to protect you from attacks by unregistered users (unless the site can ban his IP).

He had Rob Zombie on his podcast a few months ago, and about 15 minutes of the podcast was dedicated to Zombie ripping on Hardwick for what a fat alcoholic he was when 1000 Corpses was filming. Kind of uncomfortable, that one.

I wonder if his speaking voice is a put-on sometimes. Anyone remember Singled-Out? Back then, he didn't speak like that AT ALL.

I think Hardwick is a better adlibber than a stand-up (although I do like most of his stand-up work). His asides in interviews are really funny to me, and he knows his shit when he's interviewing someone.

I'm sorry, Superdeformed.

Oh my god, I'm dyslexic. Make that IOU.

I got an IUO for a new laptop from the folks (and a couple sweaters in the mean time). My birthday is really close to Christmas, so I usually get the one nice gift as a both holidays two-fer.

I figured Tasha = short for Natasha = probably Caucasian. Robinson = like Swiss Family Robinson = probably Caucasian. But now that I know her middle name is LaBarbara, I'm back to square one.

That was well done, ForgottenQuill. I curse myself for not having thought of that.

I enjoyed the hell out of Devil. It was exactly what I thought it would be going into a movie like that (and if you've seen enough movies like that, you'll be able to guess who the devil is within 15 minutes of the movie starting). Just stupid fun.

I vote for More gay. Clash of the Titans could have been a modern masterpiece if Clash was slang for copious amounts of gay sex.

Doake's twin brother (also called Doakes) will arrive in Florida, join Miami Metro and have an affair with Dexter. "KISS ME, YOU CREEPY MOTHAFUCKA."