I can't wait for for the episode with the porn mogul saying "this is where the magic happens" while pointing at every piece of furniture in his mansion.

I find it hard to be let down by a podcast where a group of people, including Carrot Top himself, all agree with complete sincerity that Carrot Top is the spectre of death.

Stallone's defense is that he couldn't have stolen this guy's script to make his movie, and he can provide the gay porn he did steal the script from to prove it.

You gotta take her to the opera if you want anal, bro.

Can't believe someone would insult such poetry as "some girl's mothers are bigger than others girl's mothers."

An alcoholic who refuses to go to rehab and then dies of alcohol poisoning is the opposite of irony, hope this helps

I don't think that Susan is just unwilling to leave a loser like George, I think shes just looking for a pushover. She gets pretty domineering in her last few episodes, like when she doesn't let George's friends have any involvement in the wedding. She's not as overtly selfish as the gang, but she's not that good of a…

People like Haunted? That was the book that turned me off of Chuck for good.

I hope he finally gets to the bottom of who stained those mountaintops.

It's just part of the show's commitment to watered-down stereotypes.

That would be nice,  but hopefully The Andy Daly Show will include something for daddy as well.

No wonder I beat you to firsties almost half the time!

As someone who is constantly confusing pop singers with cartoon babies, I'd like to say that it's about time.

Mr. T Ate My Balls 2: Revenge of the Nards

lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers…

A worthy uhhhh…
A worthy uhhhh…
A worthy uhhhh…
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In related news, Girl Scouts everywhere are enacting a new policy where each troop must kick a girl out on a weekly basis.

If you ignore the paragraph where he points out both Run, Ronnie Run and Let's Go To Prison as failures, then no, the answer would still be no.

How about stand up comedy?

Sure they only released two full albums, but their demos had a ton of other songs, and all the members did so much work in the other Elephant 6 bands, so I'm not sure if they qualify.