Twatsicles?

I'm outraged by your lack of outrage!

I agree?

What?!  Fuck you!

I think the fact that it was your philosophy professor saying it pretty much nullifies that.  I have yet to meet a philosophy professor that I consider a functional adult.

Adam Carolla.

Sperm while?   While what?  Anything.

Top Gun 2?

Hmm. . . I'll get back to you on that.

Nerfherder?

*Kanye shrug*

I would watch that.   You know . . . if I owned a TV.

I would also watch [insert movie title here] with more tits.

Don't be.  You said what we all were thinking.

I'm with you, @avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus .  What the fuck was that?  Did someone's 13-year old nephew jump online?

and they suddenly were silenced.

And everything after.

7. Don't mix family and business.

You like Toro Y Moi?!   
Hahahaha.  Have fun with your chillwave!

"I Keep on Dancing" by the Gentrys is a criminal omission.  Literally criminal.  I have alerted the local authorities.