Bahahahahahahah.  Michael Bolton sucks!
Oh my god, does that guy suck!  Hey guys, you know who sucks?  Michael Bolton, amIright? 
Dude.  Michael Bolton: You suck!

Bahahahahahahah.  Michael Bolton sucks!
Oh my god, does that guy suck!  Hey guys, you know who sucks?  Michael Bolton, amIright? 
Dude.  Michael Bolton: You suck!

Not bad, @avclub-6f611188ad4a81ffc2edab83b0705d76:disqus . Not bad at all.

Not bad, @avclub-6f611188ad4a81ffc2edab83b0705d76:disqus . Not bad at all.

No, it's just snark.  It's real easy to do.  Watch me, kids!
(cues music, grabs top hat and cane)
A 1, 2, 3, 4 . . .

No, it's just snark.  It's real easy to do.  Watch me, kids!
(cues music, grabs top hat and cane)
A 1, 2, 3, 4 . . .

Whatcha say?

Whatcha say?

Not me, or my Kreayshawn 4 Lif! tattoo is going to look pretty lame.

Not me, or my Kreayshawn 4 Lif! tattoo is going to look pretty lame.

Yes, at first I sympathized with the poor animal for being mistakenly left tied to the bumper before you took off, but after a few miles of clean up, I just wanted that shit off the road.

Yes, at first I sympathized with the poor animal for being mistakenly left tied to the bumper before you took off, but after a few miles of clean up, I just wanted that shit off the road.

I feel like - despite the "No joke," addendum - that you're probably joking.

I feel like - despite the "No joke," addendum - that you're probably joking.

Also, if the person who wrote the question to AV Club is reading, you should definitely check out the following movies next time you're with your parents and you don't want it to get awkward:
Irreversible
Enter the Void
The Killer Inside Me

Also, if the person who wrote the question to AV Club is reading, you should definitely check out the following movies next time you're with your parents and you don't want it to get awkward:
Irreversible
Enter the Void
The Killer Inside Me

Yeah, @avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus , but put them together and you get her ass mint.  Very sexual.

Yeah, @avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus , but put them together and you get her ass mint.  Very sexual.

I agree that you notice the process more in his shoes; because you don't notice anything but the hate when you're on the other side.

I agree that you notice the process more in his shoes; because you don't notice anything but the hate when you're on the other side.