"Yes, if only it worked that way." - guy with lib. arts degree who isn't quite sure how it works, but has had enough political discussions with lib. arts friends over beers to know that "something's messed up, man."

I'm starting a movement for the suffering shareholders called Occupy Netflix.  If you've got a set of bongos and parents who can support you while you protest for a few weeks, you're welcome to join.  Since it streams, and doesn't really have a location, can we hold this protest at your house?

No, snark and your ability to complain is an objective measure of your competence and contribution to society.  Well, contribution to this site anyway, but it's kind of going that way.

I switched from angsty to afraid of how the world has changed on my 28th birthday as a matter of fact.

Double like.

"People's Exhibit #17D That Reed Hastings Doesn't Have A Clue What He's Doing" - Guy that made $17,500 last year.

What do you care?  Seriously?  Does this really affect your day in any way whatsoever?  What's the appropriate age to stop being angsty?

Good.  I love Netflix.  Hopefully, he'll spend his money on Ferrari's, and allow the Ferrari salesman to buy whatever is your brother sells, so that your brother can put your future dead-beat kids through college.

That's why I moved to the People's Republic of the Congo with the rest of the American refugees.

No, my "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Wallace" sticker.

By reading my bumper sticker?

"What am I?  Chopped liver?" - Leno

I don't know anything about politics, but I LOOOOVE Fallon.  So I'm excited to see this so that I can decide who to vote for.

Adam Carolla.

I like to make fun of crazy people because it means I'm not crazy.

Good grief. If you're gonna misrepresent what I said and - worse - are still hung up on it, then sir: consider yourself removed from my Christmas card list.

Adam Carolla.

Hmmm.  This is pretty tried and true.  Maybe your band name isn't ironic enough?  Is your weird buddy's weirder friend as good on the drums as most people's weird buddy's weirder friend?  Could you be playing A, E, F?

How to grow a band in 10 easy steps:

@avclub-92d96da583b3bf0ca7d61ab3b3aba04b:disqus  If you don't know, then I can't tell you. Seriously. It's a paradox.  Part of it might be your age; it's a spoof on 80's summer camp movies, but again: if you have to have it explained why something is funny, it's impossible that it will ever be funny.  A real catch-22,…