First of all - in all seriousness - I respect that you give money to charities.  I serve on the board/am involved in 4 different charities in my own community, and I wish more people recognized the good work that is done through these efforts.

Um, the AV Club lets interns work there for free, but I don't see anyone getting out their bongos to protest that.

"Americans really have no idea what it means to be rich or poor."

Ironically, I have great taste in music and ice cream.

I guess I was just shocked to find out I'm rich all of a sudden.
Cool.

This is my favorite comment in the history of the internet, and why, in a nutshell, I can't stand liberal elitists: screaming Holy Hell about the plight of the "poor and disenfranchised" and whether or not something or someone is racist, from the comfort of their grad school dorm rooms without ever assuming for a…

So let me get this straight.  At first, the rich were the so called "fat cat" billionaire hedge fund bankers; the 1%, if you will.  Now, "the rich" are people who can afford to go to SXSW and have an iphone?

Yep.  I'm on board.

Which soylent color isn't made of homeless people?  That's the one I'll eat.  I like my meat rare and I'll thank you not to give me hepatitis-tainted food, please.

In my opinion, this isn't nearly as dehumanizing as those poor bastards that have to stand outside in shitty weather and wave those fucking Cash 4 Gold signs all day by the road in front of cheap jewelry and pawn shops.  Yeah, they get paid, but I feel like saying, "Hey assholes, how about you buck up and buy a god…

Adam Carolla.

The edgiest.

Mars, bitch!

"IT'S PAT!" or GTFO!

Hey, street team member.  You'd come across as more authentic if you used a Simpsons character as your avatar, took an ironic user name and recognized that while the AV Club is under their umbrella, the Onion didn't do this feature.

I haven't listened yet, but just wanted to say thank you, AV Club for embedding the song this time.

I can still watch "I Threw It On the Ground" and laugh.  I thought "On a Boat" was pretty great when it came out, and the chorus to "Boom Box" would be great on a regular Strokes album.

I agree.  It takes 2 seconds to open spotify or another tab and search.

Adam Carolla.

What's OWS?  I just believe rich people deserve to be killed.  Fucking boo-jwa-zee, all trying to get money and shit.