He's rich?!!  Kill him.

I'm a conservative, Cookie Monster, and I disagree.  
But since it's easier to just say Republicans are bad, evil people instead of having any kind of real opinion, than I'll let this slide on laziness.

If you're screenplay is for a porno, @avclub-955d864a62659945cc9434898e275deb:disqus , then it sounds like a pretty good start.

Ah.

Wha-?

I genuinely laughed out loud at that.

^ "this"?

Watching porn of your parents with your parents?

From what I've heard, AV interns don't get paid by the anything.  I guess you get what you tpay for.

When is that film adaptation of Confederacy of Dunces coming out.  I heard it's been in the works for decades, and that at one time John Belushi and Richard Pryor were attached.  Most recently, I heard Will Ferrell and Mos Def were attached.  Anyone know anything?

Watching porn with your parents?

Don't you guys have undergrad papers to grade?

So, maybe Michael Bay, then?

Disagree.

I think you mean, "It's tperfect."

No one has ever been more wrong than you in the history of the universe.

Adam Carolla.

What does a fictitious creature have to do with cars?
Man, I loved the Lorax as a kid.  It gives me warm feelings just thinking about it.  And what is this CX-5 that they're associating with. The Lorax. CX-5.  The Lorax.  CX-5.

Here's a little help for your interview:

I would love see a bunch of interns standing outside their offices in Chicago with a big banner that reads, "Shame on AV Club for not paying employees a livable wage."
Then a bunch of hippies show up and start banging bongos outside their offices.  
Then Kanye shows up (cause, ya know, he's from Chi town) and starts…