I'm not trying to defend your aktions or nothin', but did she deserf it?

Talk shit about the Beegee again and see what happens!
I'll start a joke that will start your mama crying!

Better.  I am the girl from Chairlift.

Well, when you assume, you make an ass of u and me.

I'll always have a spot for Domestica because it was the first Cursive album I heard and I heard it at the right time in my life but, objectively, it's pretty hard to say that there is a better Cursive album than the Ugly Organ.  Happy Hollow has a couple good songs, but a lot of filler.  I can not get through Mama,…

Sorry I'm late.  I shoved a 10-dollar bill into my computer to try to get this to happen, but it ended up just getting stuck and fucking it all up.  
But yes, Donald Sutherland on ASIP would be amazing.

Warning: Cool story, bro.

Deez Nuts came up more in parties in high school and college than any of the songs on that album ever did.

Adam Carolla.

Also, Alison Rosen just started her own podcast.  Also, last week with Adam Carolla, he brought on Kevin Smith to hash out their beef.  It was pretty interesting.  
Also, as much as I love Larry Miller and Alison Rosen, and my favorite Carolla episodes are with them and Bald Bryan, I still can't really get into their…

March into softness?  Is this in reference to something, or just representative of the music is getting completely wussified?

Will they?  Will they?

What?!  Who on this site is funnier than me?  I have like 1,000 'likes', 374 internet points, and have won the internets 4 times.  I'm like the funniest guy I know.  I just assumed everyone thought that.

Whereas Comedy news just makes the sort of jokes that the douchebag Soc 101 freshman year of college made, and then spend a minute congratulating themselves on their superiority to dumb people. . . and compassion for the dumb people who are also poor.

It was $19.99, but it came with a poster, and a certificate that says I'm an official member of the "Lil' Commies Fan Club."

Yep.  Appetite was a landmark album. Total game changer. They don't come around very often.  I actually think it's more impressive to put out one album like Appetite than a dozen "decent" albums.

It's not only okay, it's encouraged, I believe.

Not a scam.  Honestly, not sure how I feel about it.  
I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say it's tacky, but I'm not not saying it's tacky.

But will they make the same snarky satiric commentary that I misconstrue as actual news on the Colbert Report?  

Now where will I get my news?