Will I catch Jenny McCarthy if I'm the first to post?  Or something else?

Nothing.  Just noting.  
They're usually the least informative articles, but they keep posting them because the page clicks.  I mean, it's not a review, it doesn't have any bearing on movies or music that may come out.  It's just kind of like, here's a page to generate a little anger and pay a few bills.  Not hatin',…

I'm a communist.  But the cool kind: I wear a Che t-shirt.

Just to be clear, AV Club loves when anyone in pop culture says something political, because this page will get 900 comments and five times as many clicks, and that equals $$$$ for the good ol' Club.

When my enemy became my friend, I had to apologize for the whole "killing your dad" thing. I'll admit, It still gets weird sometimes, and occasionally he sort of jokes about how wouldn't it be fair if he killed my dad.  I can tell there's a little seriousness behind his joking, but I just laugh it off to keep things…

Burnnnnnnnn!

Corn-rowiest rapper.

I've met Steven Kampmann.  He is VERY bitter about dealings with Hollywood (he also wrote Stealing Home and co-wrote Back to School).  
He's an angry man, and he rattled on endlessly about this movie being his big 'fuck you' to every getting involved in mainstream movies again.  I almost feel like seeing it because I…

Double like.

You can find me in the ICU with intravenous tubes/
Mami, I'll put in the cath if you into spreading lubes/
I'm into read CATs, I ain't into shavin' pubes/
So give some real food, less you into getting sued.

You should audition for a sophomore in Friday Night Lights.

You took him seriously in 2004?!

The best date movie.

Since when do elephants get off being racist?  I thought everyone considered white elephants to be jokes.

Thank you, ZMF.  I wish I could give that comment 100 likes.

Yep.  I clicked on this and scrolled down looking for this.

Actually, no.

Yo, VIPs!  More Vanilla Ice for you.

I thought that video was pretty cool. I can't imagine that planning that went into it.

I find Louis C.K. funnier overall, but I've laughed harder at specific Gaffigan jokes than I ever have Louis C.K.  
Louis C.K. is brilliant and makes some great insights, but sometimes they're more clever or dark than just straight funny.  Of course, even Louis C.K.'s mediocre stuff is still at least thought provoking,…