Well, @avclub-ff106e6c37bdf72c1903080b91d5b2c8:disqus , I guess if you don't know anybody like that, than you must be speaking for the whole population in general.  I mean, you have like 1,000 facebook friends and don't forget about the people you grew up with that you're not even facebook friends with.  Ooh! And…

@avclub-280ec5122d50341671626be674e1ae88:disqus Naturally, whatever I believe is right and anyone that disagrees is ignorant.  Was my original post not clear or something?

C.H.O.M.P.S.

*twirls mustache*
*grabs @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus 's girl and ties her to train tracks*
*dives from diving board into pile of gold coins*

Thank you, @avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus .  People always think the things they hate about politics apply only to the opposition, not realizing that the opposition thinks the same thing about them.  Most political discussion, especially on the internet, and especially on the internet based on…

Because campaigning as "a common man, the type of guy you'd like to have a beer with" translates into leaders who are just common dudes who in effect would have just been better to have a beer with.

Dear NBC,

Yo, Millers.  
The fact that it wasn't an original line is what made it funny.  The character in the bit is giving your typical mundane "snappy answer" in a mundane situation: waiting in the bank line. But he does it as he's got his tongue up "this chick's ass."  It's the comedic gap between the mundanity of the…

While we're on Infinite Jest, I'd like to note that it's a pretty big stretch to put that book on this list.  It doesn't really follow the tape around from owner to owner.  In fact, it doesn't really follow the tape at all.  DFW is never entirely clear about who even has the tape. I mean, it's kind of like including…

I feel like an idiot.  I had never heard of balled-up Taco Bell wrappers until this article.  Jeez, I got some catching up to do.  Is there any other sort of balled up wrapper I should check out before getting into Taco Bell wrappers?

The Hope and Change I got into work at the Bunny Ranch outside of Vegas.

Obama's still got two more years.  It'll happen. You wait and see.

What do you mean, "Adam Lambert approaching?"

Adam.  Carolla.

Vote for Pedro.

You know what?  You suck!

I think she demonstrated her patriotism adequately with her rendition of the National Anthem.

I was confused by a comment made by a guy reading the print version of the AV Club in a coffee shop in Boulder like 15 years ago. Then AV Club went online and it kind of stopped being cool to be confused by comments.

@StevenHyden:disqus I'll throw my hat in the ring of people that enjoy new music being showcased.  It's the one thing I go to other pop culture sites for.  I don't like all the recommendations, but it's impossible that I would.  Overall, I'm glad that you're doing it.

That goes to Stereogum.com and their daily "Lana del Rey-watch" posts for the last year.