@avclub-0b85257d7bd70a512bb467cbc693e76d:disqus , What can I get started for you?

I would like to tap into the vast obscure knowledge of AV Club commenters in help finding a movie.

What kind of cheese?

Toasted?

Working that close to her after seeing her porns, I'll set the over/under on the number of times he masturbated to Sasha Grey at 73.

Ba-Zing!!

That's out of bounds!

See, I didn't see it like that at all.  To me, it didn't sound as bad as everyone is making it out to be.  I didn't read the whole thing, so I may have missed some stuff, but it sounded like he was just saying that there aren't as many women comics out there.  Which is true.  I used to head out to open mic nights a…

So you admit you have no idea what a mini-skrit is then?

Perhaps you don't get it because you're obnoxious and awful.  D'ya ever noodle around with that idea?
If only music weren't so damn objective, we could all have our own opinions and they'd all be right.

They really do happen!  I swear, I never thought this would happen to me, but when I had just turned 18, my senior year math teacher asked me to stay after class.  Now, I was confused because I had been acing my tests. My teacher is a stacked blonde with enormous breasts and an ass that all the guys in class used to…

*exhales out side of mouth*

Yeah, Sharkitechture is kind of awesome.

NAMBLA nominations confirm that pedophiles really enjoyed Chipwrecked.

Totally agree @avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus .

I was walking backwards down the middle of Michigan Ave in Chicago yesterday and realized that the silver dollars I had duct taped to my eyes might be interfering with my ability to look out for any cars.  Then, just when I decided it might be a good idea to take my headphones out, POW!  Herpes.

Just . . . came to . . . upside down . . . can't feel . . . legs.   Heard . . . nothing. #helpivebeenhitbyacar

I just checked this out on Spotify, and it's the worst thing I've ever heard.  It's like somebody's grandpa telling lame stories over lame music - and sometimes there's no music.

If there is one thing a singer can do that is the opposite of indie-rock, it's punch an audience member in the face.  I've been to a fuck ton of live shows in my many years, and the only place I've ever seen that was hard core punk shows.

@avclub-1441762ea1630bc0605fdcef3984e996:disqus "Hey asshole!  Ahem" - Charles Grodin