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To recap:
If MCA raps over DJ Breed's beat, it's not as insulting as if DJ Quik were to rap over MC Breed's beat, which technically wouldn't happen unless it were juggled (presumably by Juggalo) or remixed by some sort of mixing master?  Mix Master Mike perhaps?  However, if Young MC raps over DJ Kool's beat, juggled

Counterpoint:
Also not trying to start a thing here but it you don't understand that then you seriously don't understand hip-hop at all either, like even the most basic thing about it. That's perfectly fine too. It's just not your thing either, but rapping over a pre-existing beat is the DEFINITION of hip-hop. I know

I like. Big. Butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny.  That when a himminy himminy himminy ha ha ha.  Gretchen!  Get up here! Come on!  Get up here!  Greeeetchen!  Oh my God, I'm so drunk.  Wait, here it is.
My anaconda don't. Want. None. Unless you got. Buns. Hon'.  You can do pushups or sit ups, but

I don't get it.  I will never understand when a rapper just raps different lyrics over someone else's beat and doesn't feel like a total A-hole.
Mos Def: I've got a great new song that I've been working on.
Label: Let's hear it . . . wait.  Mos Def, this is just Niggas in Paris. It literally just came out.
Mos Def: Yeah,

Please tell me this a cover of the new Puffy song, because that would be righteous.

I can almost see comics.  But can you imagine if they started making movies about board games from the 80s?  That would be insane.

I can't be sure, but methinks that last one was photoshopped from Roadhouse.  I think it's the sex scene in his loft.

Yeah!  I hope Hollywood doesn't start kicking out sequels to everything now.

Hahahaa!  And how about Sara Jessica Parkers face, amIright, bro?  Neeighhh!

Like Dawes?

So that's where dad got it from.

I don't get the hate.  Why do people care so much?  If you don't like her, move on.

So, you're server doesn't have google?

Looks like someone forgot about Ashley Simpson.

Unrelated, but awesome.

Pitchfork and Stereogum just posted the video of Mike D on Colbert last night debating the use of the word "Illin'".  So, count down to that video in the newswire in 3, 2, . . .

Adam Carolla.

But it doesn't make it any less true.  Every fucking post that guy makes is about America, and he doesn't - and to my knowledge hasn't ever - lived here.  
I think he lives in one of those island countries that sounds like a medical condition.  Displasia?

Found it.

Or the toothless guy in "Slapshot."