Coach John Wooden agrees with you whole-heartedly.

Nice avatar name.

Agreed.  Just reading this review I decided I like this author - whom I had never heard of before now - less than LeBron James. 
If I wanted to read the hate-filled rantings of a bitter asshole, I'd go check out that Dustin Diamond book.  At least in there I can fantasize about all the sex that was taking place behind…

"To be fair, I'd trust him with the job before any Republican presidential candidate out there right now."

Tim Tebow is working on a song about James Franco.

You think he won't?!

And on the 7th day, God did rest, and Tim Tebow looked at God and said, "That's not the attitude that's going to get us to the playoffs."  And God did pick Himself back up and did design a new play action pass that could penetrate a Tampa 2 defense; and lo, it was good.

Ha! No, no. Comics.  And anyway, the child I named after that comic I gave up for adoption years ago.

I keep them in the back of the closet, but I only have two, so it's easy.

Don't forget to bring an owl.

Multiple layers of fail here.

Hot For Teacher.

Yeah! How about a fucking SPOILERS warning next time, assholes?

You wanna see someone spit game?  Yo, somebody give me a beat!

Yeah, that's why I only listen to Christian music, although I hope listeners don't take it too literally when Shining Light sings about eternal burning in a lake of fire, because you shouldn't start fires in undesignated areas.

I kind of agree with strang.  I'm not saying she's unattractive, but I don't think she's worthy of all the praise on this threat.  
And maybe not ten, but yeah, there are several other women on that show way more attractive.

I don't mind the length of the songs, but they did get more boring with each album.  Deloused, Francis, and even the Tremulant EP were awesome and had really long songs.  It kind of started to go downhill after than for me.  By the time they released that album with the Persian setting on it, I stopped caring what the…

best season in order of length of word:

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Rabid dirty dog?