Impossible.  The Lion's were eliminated from the playoffs Saturday.  By Mayan decree, the world will not implode until the Lion's make it to the Superbowl.  Fact.

Agreed, and here's another thought:  while the first year of a kid definitely involves a tremendous amount of bodily fluids (lots of spitting up, barf, and snot too), it doesn't necessarily mean that I want to see it in the movies.  For example, when my kids were infants, it didn't bother me at all when they'd spit up…

As a married guy with kids, I can say that my life definitely entails a large amount of projectile pooping.

Uh huh.

Adam Carolla.

NERRRRRRDDSSS!!!!!!  It's only sad if you think of them like people.

Word?

Best sketch: the one in the cell phone store.

I didn't know that, but that's awesome.

When I was 12, I probably would have laughed at that, too.  Haha, a chick being profane!  Have you guys checked out Chelsea Handler?

Unlike.

I had the opposite thing happen.  I was told it was one of the funnier comedies of the summer, so I went in thinking it would be good.  
It was beyond terrible.  Maybe if I had gone in expecting shit, it wouldn't have seemed so awful.

You should make a low-budget black and white movie about a couple of lovable slackers and have them discuss that in one of the scenes.

Jar Jar did.

Fine.  I'll concede that MikeMartz MIGHT not be DBag, but only because DBags command of the language is such that there's almost no way that he'd even have a gimmick written as poorly as MikeMartz' crappy blog.  But MM1999 is somebody's gimmick and an intriguingly elaborate one.  I'd vow to find out, but I stopped…

What really hits a nerve is my embarrassment at realizing that I'm having an argument with DBag's gimmick poster.  One day, I will prove it inconclusively.  
The only thing that throws me off is the blog.  DBag's grammar and grasp of the language is pretty impressive.  He's the first to call out the redundancy of "from…

MikeMartz, don't make me start posting excerpts from your shitty blog on here again.  Then everyone will really see the true definition of unfunny.

Seven Samurai?  I thought A Bugs Life was a cartoon remake of Three Amigos.  Is it not?

Oops.  You forgot to log out before switching profiles there.  Finally!  Gotcha!  I was right!

"1 and 3 kicked fucking ass"