I'm pretty sure "backstage" refers to a place in your momma a little cozier and more intimate than her vagina.

"Okay.  Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton.  Mrs. Milton found him boring too.  He's a little bit long winded.  He doesn't translate very well to our generation and his jokes are terrible.

Yes it would.  This group don't take kindly to folk who's opinions divert from the status quo.
So, what are we talking about guys?  Ah yes, how Americans are awful because we don't take kindly to those who divert from the status quo. Makes sense.

Irreversible: The Musical!

Worst.  Likebait.  Ever.

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Testing.

I could have used What to Expect When You're Ejaculating when I was 12.

Time will be a man can lug his rollage.

Okay. I concede.  You're better than me.  Now, if you'll just turn on the Daily Show, we can bring this discussion full circle.

I was combining examples to make a point, as in:
Alex PK and Senator Corleone rob Literally store, take everything.

Yep.  I genuinely enjoyed both the song and video for Pulled Apart by Horses.

Doesn't he know?  We don't get our political insights from musicians, we get them from comedians.

Well I'm at least changing the K to a C!

My favorite is the back story for Meet the Spartans:

Yes, I'm surprised Aguirre wasn't up there too.  People talk about the conditions in Apocalypse Now and working with a crazy lead, but I've heard the conditions were just as bad for Aguirre and Kinski is his own brand of crazy.

"Here Comes Ol' Vodka Tits" is great.  That made me laugh.

Animal House, I assume.

Patton Oswald not number 1?   Well you can forget about his guest AV Club appearances going forward.

Now, white guys with black avatars be posting like this: (types nerdily while pushing glasses back up to bridge of nose).
But, black guys with white avatars be posting like this: (bops head while typing).
Haha! This white guy with a black avatar at the front of the comments section knows what I'm talking about.