I had never heard of Boris, so I looked them up and saw this same cheeseball.  Both  go by Boris?

I think it was more like his penis took him by the hand and led him to the internet.

Ditto.  Listening right now on Spotify and I can't imagine anyone over the age of 16 thinking this is good.
I have a niece who I can see getting pretty psyched about this.

I am in no way a Nickelback fan, but it's worth noting that Nickelback is the only band ever to be invited back for a second (sold out) night at the Palace.  Also, ICP is from Detroit.  So before everyone starts saying Detroit doesn't deserve this, not only do they deserve it, they ask for it. Say what you will about…

I don't know.  Eventually, they'll just have a show where people get shit on for money.  Literally shit on.  I doubt it's that far away.

Describe "regulating the internet for the public good", @avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus .  I don't mean at 10,000 feet.  I mean, what would that really look like?  What laws would that entail?  What kind of staffing would be required?  Who would pay for that?  I'm genuinely curious.  What does…

Dr. Wally nailed it.  While there are some countries that have universal education, many of the countries the US gets compared to don't educate everyone. Our everyday students get compared to what amount to prep schools in many other countries. A lot of them have tiered systems as well, and their standards are varied.…

No, the article infuriated me, not the post.
Dawes is a meme that started when the AV Club posted a newswire item called, "We love Dawes, and this is why you should too."  Or something like that.  Anyway, it came across as shilling for Dawes, so everyone freaked, and the new inside joke is that Dawes is the greatest…

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus What in the flying fuck are you talking about?  Are you making a generalization about a country's affinity for generalizing?  The Americans that I know don't think like that, and if the one's you know do, you need to re-evaluate who you hang out with.  Or, were you just…

Trust me when I say that the average American spends more time thinking about their belly button lint than they do about Britain.  This is one cause I wouldn't get overly worked up about.  
Congratulations on your multi-cultural experience while you "lived your time" there.

Why is every one of your posts a combination of what you'd like to see more of in America, and why you hate America?  Don't you live in Timbuktu or something?  I can't imagine devoting so much time, and so many posts, to a country that I don't like or live in. Seriously, what is the underlying root of all this…

Happy Feet 2: Two Feet, Too Happy

Wow, @China:disqus . Improving health and nutrition awareness (especially in schools) is one of my strongest convictions, so this infuriates me to no end.  If this weren't a pop culture website, I'd feel tempted to rant, but instead I'll internalize my anger and just say, "Dawes."

If by won, you mean Netflix will have to raise their rates once again to absorb the cost of this lawsuit so that they can be financial responsible to their board and shareholders, then yes!

10 oz. glass.

*tear wells up*
It's hard to watch them grow up.

Nope, cause that would be:

Fact: Iron Eagle is a better movie.

I lived in Boulder, CO for a few years, and worked on the Pearl Street Mall, so you can understand that I've heard enough bongo circles for one lifetime.

Changing the world, one bongo circle at a time, sounds like.