I think he's the dude that dangled Vanilla Ice by his ankles from a hotel balcony.

So he wants to be an "R" AND "B" singer?  Maybe he should just start with "R."

Which of these guys will sublimate this act and become the next great actor/SNL darling?

^ Yep.  Stereogum is pitchfork with comments.  Although  there aren't many.  If you don't jump on an article in the first minute here, you're on page 2.  A typical Stereogum article might have 5 - 10 comments.  They do rank them, however, by likes, and post the top rated comments of the week.  Not sure AV Club would…

I kind of agree with you Renaton.  It's my top album so far.

I could get lost in her smile.

See what you're in for, Arrested Development?

Sounds interesting.

What?!  But I love that Julia Roberts smile.  Then she laughs and covers her mouth in embarrassment at her outburst.  How do you not love that?  How?!

Hi Pedro.

How do you contact a disease?  E-mail?

Red Dawnist.

I couldn't disagree more @avclub-3f194fbcc671d39373d095ac1e4aab4d:disqus .  I'd even go one further to say that I'd be more prone to disregard human life or to curtail my actions on earth with the knowledge that a few Hail Mary's would wipe the slate clean as long as what I was doing "had god on my side."
Indeed, man…

If we lose the rantings of hundreds of thousands of anonymous idiots (myself included) ranting on the internet, I'd say it'll be a wash.

Best US major cities (in order):
San Fran
Chicago
Denver
Everywhere else
New York

I will tell my grandchildren about this some day.  Great job, internet!

I know, right?  VH1 names Beyonce's Crazy in Love the best song of the century.  Now what do we do?  Now what?!?!

Agreed @avclub-9476630396673074b98a68eb20e70245:disqus .  I think Carl Sagan said the worst thing to happen to mankind is the hijacking of morality by religion.  (I know that's off, but the gist is close.)  
I'm not religious or an atheist, I just don't give a fuck.  But I treat other people with respect, engage with…

Ejaculation?

The last time I prayed was in high school when I ate a murderous mystery meat.